in comedy she trusts.

trusting, thrusting, comedy.

Jul 25, 2010 10:53pm
“ Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend. ” -

Oliver Wendell Holmes

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(via present)
Jul 15, 2010 10:00am
“ There’s nothing sweeter than having a little more dignity and respect than the rest of the world. ”
Jul 14, 2010 10:00am

Shaking hands

Sharon (startled awake): Ahhh, why is your hand in my face?

Me: What? Oh wow. That’s weird. I was just shaking hands with you in my dream.

Sharon: You were shaking my face.

Jul 13, 2010 10:00am
“ I enjoy fine wine, good company and falling asleep at house parties. ”
Jul 13, 2010 12:00am
“ I think I was funnier when I was single and constantly getting dumped on. ”
Jul 12, 2010 10:00am
“ pour myself a cup of ambition…. ”
Jul 9, 2010 10:00am
“ One ten minute hammock RIDE is equal to ten cocktails. Cheers to motion sickness! ”
Jul 9, 2010 10:00am
“ I spend, Jesus saves. ”
Jul 8, 2010 1:23pm

Girls who do comedy / where I found myself.
Jul 8, 2010 1:21pm
“ At 6’3”, I enjoy attracting people who like to comment on height (for time spans ranging from one minute to three hours), and I sincerely doubt that is a reflection of me. ”
Jul 8, 2010 1:17pm
“ I enjoy making money, memories & mutual friends. ”
Jul 8, 2010 1:15pm

Virginity

Jul 8, 2010 1:12pm
“ Why does the military have the stakehold on all the official words? Why can’t I say I’m stationed somewhere? ”
Jul 8, 2010 1:08pm
“ Summer goals: 1. writing outside; 2. walking more; 3. swimming; 4. travelling, camping, getting away; 5. trying hard this semester; 6. narrowing downt he connections— not delivering myself to everyone; 7. organizing a patio crawl; 8. trying new restaurants; 9. drinking water. ”
Jul 8, 2010 1:06pm
“ While recently applying for a job, I accidentally sent a journal entry instead of a resume. I sent a paragraph in which the last line stated: “I’m sick and fucking tired of her.” I haven’t heard yet whether or not I’m getting an interview. ”
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