in comedy she trusts.

Candy dish.

• Me: I don't remember leaving it on the counter; how did my iPod get here?
• Her: Oh, you left your iPod in the candy dish when you were drinking, so I moved it onto the counter.
• Me: Oh, right! I did put it in the candy dish with my little bottle of handcream.
• Her: Yeah, I went to reach for a candy then had to move the ear buds away from the ju-jubes.